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Dear Diary: Leadership is a heavy burden to bear. Sometimes you just have to get rid of some of that baggage in a safe space, so you can protect your image and your fee-feez.

Cover Story: 45: Baby he was born to run! A little review of the man that was, has-been, and will always be.

Great Anonymous Debates! Our very first GAD (not to be confused with God) involves two teams from opposite sides of the political aisle. They debate current issues and trends in American politics and culture, and they do it from behind screens and with pseudonyms-for their protection and ours. In this first ever GAD, we have a team of Trump supporters on one side, and a team of Trump opposers on the other.

What Kind of Boys are these Men? The dudes on the right can be a very sensitive and easily frightened bunch. What is wrong with these boys, how can you identify them for your own safety, and is there any help for them?

Dear Diary

2/27/2025

I learned long ago how to take pain, and shame, and guilt, and embarrassment, and the sensitive snowflake melty feelz…, twist it all up, squeeze it, juice it out of me till it oozed and dripped… Not like Rudi’s hair dye- god, what an awful mess that guy has turned into, am I right? I mean, I knew what a loser he was right from the start butchya know everyone deserves a chance, or almost everyone. I’m not sure about Biden. What a mess he made, you know. Everyone knows it but nobody wanted to say it but now everybody is saying it even though I was the first to say it. But now America is back. And I am America, or America is me, really. That’s what people are saying. The smart ones anyways, that America is me and never could have been America…maybe never was America, at least not since George Washington. Remember that guy? Lotta people don’t know they call him the “Father of our Country” and when people think America is him and he’s on the quarter and the dollar bill, for now. The late, great George Washington. But he was the father of this country, at least until I came along and really, I should have always been here-like the Gulf of America. See, you need to give things names. That’s how you get stuff done, like taking back stolen elections. Stolen quarters, stolen elections, stolen gulfs, and the illegal aliens want to steal it all, but I had it stolen and everybody knows it. America had it stolen, you had it stolen but now we got it back, thanks to me. The fake news knows it and didn’t want you to know, but they won’t be around to do it again but we did know. Everyone knows and I know so now its impossible to be stealing it again. So now we are going to take America back. The amazing things we got done already, and the people know were doing it and they love it. Oh you should hear them cheering, it sounds so good to hear people cheering again. Nobody ever cheered before me. You know people are always asking me “How come nobody cheered before you? How come there was no cheering?” I came and it was like standing ovations everywhere and they were the best and the biggest. Big ovations, or “Big Os” they say. I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow.